pocket squares

But without the sauce, you can be lost.

July the fourth be with you? It doesn't work as well.

Talk about a pithy title!

When you're in the mirror, you're just looking at me.

Would everyone have some if I buy a vowel for the table?

We all — AAAUAUAUUGHH!

Seriously though, text me back.

If you're considering a recurring verse, please refrain.

Give it a gander! 

I'm the baddest alive?

Let me just listen to my block.

Tell me a joke!

She used to tie her hair up in ribbons and bows...  

Leave me alone — I'm pining.

And seven years ago...

"The bureaucracy is a circle from which no one can escape." —Karl Marx

Nothing's more terrifying than a calendar notification...

Circle up, y'all!

It's worth a shot.

It's about where we are, so to speak.