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Be sweet to me

I wanna believe in you! I wanna believe in something!

Lost in the sauce

But without the sauce, you can be lost.

Can you see?

July the fourth be with you? It doesn't work as well.

That's the good stuff

By which, per Kenny Chesney, I mean milk.

Feel the beat from the tangerine

Talk about a pithy title!

Leaving no crumbs

I'd love to let you have the court, but I just can't stop serving.

Main character energy

When you're in the mirror, you're just looking at me.

Water, water everywhere

Raindrop, drop top, and so on. 

Squeal of fortune

Would everyone have some if I buy a vowel for the table?

Double-double, animal style

This is not an In-N-Out endorsement.

Can I make a suggestion?

Well, actually, it's kind of more of a long, unfocused tirade.

Quasi-recursion

If you don't understand the theme, try reading this sentence again.

Hardly working

...or working hard? wait I think I did it wrong

I scream, you scream

We all — AAAUAUAUUGHH!

You have one notification

Seriously though, text me back.

Rhyme or reason

If you're considering a recurring verse, please refrain.

Crossing campus

Puzzle hunt!

Untitled Word Puzzle

Give it a gander! 

One thing about me...

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I'm the baddest alive?

Lights up

Let me just listen to my block.